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I’ve noticed that when I find a rare long word in the Guardian’s online game Wordiply, I’m no longer cheerfully insulted as “smarty pants”, but offered an anaemic “congratulations”. The only reason I played was to be called smarty pants. Is it offensive in some way? Have there been complaints? If smarty pants has been ruled out, how about another cheerful playground insult: “clever clogs”? Go on, cheer us up. Congratulations is as cheering as a damp handshake.
Martin Harrington
Kennington, Oxfordshire
• Folklore has it that Satan renders blackberries inedible by peeing on them on Michaelmas Day, 29 September. It looks as if age-related incontinence might be catching up with the poor old devil at last (Early ripening of berries in UK shows nature is under stress, say experts, 19 August).
Richard Elliott
Nottingham
